Michael Berry: Where Are My Advertisers Going ?

By P.J. Jackson

Dear Michael,

I was listening to the show on Friday, and you seemed kind of down; and there was sure a lot of your regular advertisers M.I.A.

I know living your life must be tough these days, with a full assault on conservative wing nuts like yourself. I know somewhere, when your alone and no one else is around you must think; “How did I become this awful man” “Why is my mind and heart so full of hate.”

You see Mike, because your party (GOP) has dumbed America so much and more over your listeners (Limbaugh’s Too) they think that since more people seem to be listening to your show you have to be doing just fine.

Well Mike, we both know that’s not the case. Like Rush, advertisers have had enough of the hate train. You can have all the listeners in the world, but if the advertising dollars are not there, well we all know what happens then.

Limbaugh fools his audience, as do you. You lead them to believe that the show is doing so well, when in fact advertisers are dropping like flies and not ever coming back.

You Mike, have been in radio long enough to know advertisers drive the machine and without them no matter how many people chose to listen to your show or Limbaugh’s, there will have to be changes made.

Sorry Friday was such a crappy day Mike; don’t look for the first week of April to be any better.

I know you must remember the great Molly Ivins; she was a close friend of the family. So you must know that when you got on Molly’s bad side, you were there to stay. W. knew that very well, so did Perry.

So Mike, you and Perry are on my naughty list, and your there to stay.